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sorry lame xupdate blog..so since da ade topik tuk aku post..aku post je la..hehe…mane nk start ehh…first skali sory ler mane yg xtawu aku apendix tue..aku xsmpat gtawu sume pon…yela..aku sakit tibe2..xmintak pon..start rabu lepas..da sakit..hehe..tp igt kan sakit perut biase..so just blasah chi ke tec aun ngan pndol je la..kamis sakit lagi..jmaat sakit..siap bole naik mtor gi Mara lagi..apply dgree..hahaha..siap bole lepak ngna geng FBO lagi..hahaha..smbil tahan sakit..hehe…tapi mlm tue..feh..kul11 da start..rasa cam..feh..knape nie..sakit kali nie aku xley tahan nie..slalu nye bole je..nie nk berdiri pon susah..huhuhu..mmg sakit bebb…masuk kul 12..xblah dah nie..msg abg aku..balik cepat sket wei..pertu sakit nk mampuihh nie..hahaha..kul 1 cmtu gi klinik…pas doctor tu diagnose aku..hahaha..siot..sakit btul…trus die cnfirm aku apendix..haiyaa..mmg dah sedihh gilee..ye arr..lagi 2bulan nk grad nie..npe jadi camni..huhuhu…tpakse laa…jln pon mlm tue abg aku papah..huhu..sakit yg xbole di describe kan…kul2 camtu…dah masuk wad…cucuk drip sume..like shitt..jarum drip gile beruk nye panjang..dah xbole ckp pe dah…dah cam..hmmm..buat la pape pon.aku xleh lawan dah..huhu…amik darah aku…yg panas nye…doc tue..sengal btol..cucuk 2-3kali urat aku xkena..nk je aku rembat muke tue..nasib pmpuan..org da sakit nie..lagi sakit kan …hahahah…

so tido wad ler mlm tue…name je tido…even smlman tu aku xtido..just tgk luar tingkap..pkir mcm2..projek…manje exam esok..cane la kl bnde nie mltup xsmpat operate esok…aku mati dlu ke….cane aku nk jmpe SAI 6/11 nie..huhu..everything yg aku plan..adeshh..…mcm2…smpi la pagi..nurse dtg byk kali tukar drip…kul9 camtu dtg dlm 9 doc cmtu..ramai btul..aku dah risau dah..pe korg nk buat nie..xkan nk operate kat cnie kot..rupe2 nye doc yg amik darah aku smlm tue xleh nk cnfirm aku sakit ape..sengal btul…tp bgus sbb die kene marah ngan doc laen sbb mmg aku apendix n lg teragak2 nk post aku gi operate..hahahah…so kul 1.30 camtu gi le operate..eheheh..fmily aku smpat dtg..tepat pd mase nye..hehe.ikut smpi aku kat bilik surgery tue…msuk dlm yg kerja kan perut aku ..doc india..yg laen sume melayu..yg gampang nye ramai lak pmpuan nye assistant kat situ..of coz im naked !!..hahahah…tp mase tue..haha..mampos la..aku just ckp kat india tue..just do anything what u want..but pls..get me a long sleep before u done anything..hahaha..brief aku sal ubat buse tue sume..aku dgr je la.sedar nnt mgkin awk nnt sakit tekak sbb kite akan msuk alat bntuan..oksigen wateve..maybe gigi akan patah ..patah ?? hahaha..shit…rmbut gugur…aku pn xtawu dorg nie mrepek ke ape ngan aku..hahaha..aku da sakit..just senyum n iyer kan je..dlm kul3 dah sattle..mmg..aku tido smpi kul 3pagi..eheheh…until next day..doc dtg tnye lagi…kamu da gi bilik air ? ade muntah ? ade buang air besar ? ade kentut..? da minum ? da mkn ? aku ckp je dah sume..pdahal baru gi toilet je..ahahah..then die tnye ..nk balik bile ? dgn pantas aku ckp..HARI NI bole ?? hahaha…so die pon ckp..ok balik..ekekekek..a long process sblm dorg discharge aku..bob ngan redha sempat dtg..manje pon smpat duk lame ngan aku..eheheh…abg aku duk smpi aku kuar..dgn wheelchair gak kuar..xleh nk berdiri lame…ubat buse tue..btul laaa..aku lali 2hari..nmpk berombak je..ehehehehe…

so now..just dlm prcess recover myself la..cpt2..nk balik college..nk jmpe buah ati..hahaha…gile rindu…tp nk jalan pn susah skang..duk lame dpn pc pun xley..sakit..huhu…habis kan antibiotik..esok gi dressing lagi…jmaat bukak benang..pantang tue pantang nie…ayam xbole..sume xbole..mkn honey start…mkn sayur..mkn stim..shitt kan ?? uhuhu..perit nye perut kene belah niee..huhu..lbey kurang 5cm gak die belah..huhu..kecik je..tp sakit di dalam..aku n org2 yg pnh kene belah je tawu..hahahaha…so let see..a moment kat GH klang..huhu…

nie mlm aku check in kat hotel 10bintang tue…still bole snyum2..haha..gelak2..ade org duk kutuk aku pakai kain mcm benggali kapet..hahah..xpe2…

nie moment aku nk dlm blik surgery dah..sbelah tue dah tmpat dorg kerje kan aku..haha…nurse2 kelantan tgh borak dgn aku…yg mane aku xbape phm pe die tnye…hahaha…

nie on the way gi bilik atas tue…huhu…

haha..nie ari nk kluar dah..last day kat wad..hahaha…manje dtg..happy sejenak…wpun die dtg xde la lame pon..ehehe…

ok…dat its…tu je utk kali nie..cite sal aku..hahaha…gmbar ade lagi..nk tgk la kat facebook okehh ?? blog nie skit2 sudey la..ehehehe…

Posted by sapwan at 4:01 PM | 6 comments  

tgh presentation…tepon bunyi….cam biase…Woooooooooo satu kelas..hik3..

aku  : "(em prvate num,angkat jele kot2 vendor)” elloo..

Mr x : hello slmat pagi..cik mohd safwan…

aku : “(ini bala nie..hutang neh..shit!)’ ye sy…

Mr x : sy dari Umobile bla bla bla…we’re calling refered to bla bla bla..and u have about RM1*** outstanding amount..so…we hope u can….bla bla bla before 30/10 bla bla bla before we bla bla bla legal bla bla bla…

aku : “(pak cik da muak..byk btul outstanding..huhu)” emm..okey..i’ll try my best

Mr x : ouucch..u try you best arrhh ??

aku : “(aik…perli nmpk??)” of coz la..since u’re interrupting my presentation now…you’re lucky i still pick up your call..haihh..

Mr x : oohh..sorry Mr. Safwan..

aku : ok bye..

conversation with masalah..ahahahah…

Posted by sapwan at 4:24 PM | 2 comments  

huhu…firstly…im not goin to story anything or wat else…just wanna give a big thanks for those birthday post and SMS…just want to let u kno..that im really appreciated it at all time….Now i realised that…i still have a lots of fren that care bout me at the moment..eheee…quite touchh ..wkakakaka…thx everyone…i just posted all the post and sms screenshot just to show..how appreciated i am with all the wish..hehe….n finally…BIG THANKXXX for those EGGS…they take a chance against my damnnn starving stomach dat nite…walking without thinking any stupid event going to start…hahahah…its so k….i dont know how many of its..but i can feel 2 of it smashed at my head…and some at my back..hahaha..shit !! Thx for adun sungai chua..who?? no one else..its BOB in associated with REDHA n JIN…well..he just willing to came my house as early 6pm..with the reason joining us having a dinner..damnn you..hahaha…its so k…what u give u will instantly get it back..hahaha..i’ll find you wherever you run..hahaha..just wait for the rite DATE n TIME…hahhaha…i can smell the very precious moment it will be..hahahha….

Posted by sapwan at 10:33 PM | 6 comments  

balik kelas...dlm pkul bpe..aku dah lupe..cam biase..kejiranan gangster nie..haha..aku dgr sdikit pergaduhan..antara emak dan anak nye...

anak : aaaaaaaaaaa...!!! (jerit..aku xreti nk type jerit camne..tp budak nie jerit kuat gile )

emak : ko jerit..tggu bapak ko balik..!! ( jerit jugak )

anak : aku bagitawu kawan ko !!

emak : bagitawu arr..ingat aku peduli ?? !!

anak : aaaaaaaaaaa !! mak ba** !! ( smbil hempas pintu ..gedegangg!! )

hahaha...actually..anak dlm kontek dialogue tue...adalah budak gangster baru darjah3 kot sbelah umah aku...byk insiden yg mlibatkan barang2 umah aku lingkop ade related ngan budak nie...meh aku list kan..

- 1st skali..pendrive aku..8gb ngan 1gb..aku ikat skali..baru beli...n byk document FYP aku dlm tue..ilang2..rupe2 nye..die TERamik..ehee..

- 2nd..wallet amir...haha...ilang..tp normally ..barang mamat nie slalu nye kl ilang mmg ktorang cakap die yg lupe..haha..rupe2 nye...budak tu TERsumbat wallet amir dlm lubang jamban..hahaha...mmg semerbak kasturi bawu wallet tue..hahaha

- 3rd...simple jew...perfume kang kene buang luar tingkap..hahahah...nasib hugo aku xkene..

- 4th....umah aku ade 4biji RXZ...dgan selamber nyer budak tu TERbukak filter minyak..dengan penuh hensem nyer...RXZ2 yg fulltank minyak nyer keluar smpai habes dpan umah aku...smpi nk termuntah aku bawu petrol...

terer budak nie..aku try pancing die mase mlm tue...

aku : eyy..mase ko bukak filter tue ko ketat x nk pulas bnde tue ??

budak : ketat ? ehh..ape abg nie..gile ke...

aku : ??? (aku lak kene gile) hahahah...

p/s dari aku...jgn korang sangka kanak2 kecik xpndai..haha..he can do sumthing btter than what u expected...haha..beware of under 12..hahahah

Posted by sapwan at 5:36 PM | 0 comments  

6.45pagi..Jin bangun..bgun berukk..kelas..

slow betol air..mate pedih shmp00..celake..

mtor redha ke ? iyerr..

klas kat ne ? alaa..davinci down..xpe..tnye budak2..

8.00pagi…faizol = kelas cancel..kul 2.29..lewat sminit 30sen

ok..aku syg gmi..

mane ? j0m sarapan..mkn pe ? tah..

aku nk nasik..org penang..kuah kari mamak..xb0le kering2 nie..

gile ke pg2 bantai nasik ?

org pnang mmg camni..ko tawu ape..cait..

cpt..nk balik tido..drag time tido aku..cepat..

Posted by sapwan at 9:31 AM | 0 comments  

okey…today is sunday…so..dat mean my class just around the corner..haiskk…theory again..n kept theory the end of this year…mlm kang nak balik dah nie..huh..naek tren ler ape lagi..jgn tnye…mmg aku naek tren..so xpyh nk msg..tnye ok ?? haha…tggu aku ade prvate jet nnt…so aku nnt balik naek jet..ok ? da bpe ari nie tggu org tue post gmbar raye nie..haha…xpe..i tggu lg…no prblem in waiting your post..hehe…

kang kite bgkus kueh raye byk2…utk bg kat budak kptm sama perut aku..haha..bole mgunyah kueh raye kat umah kang..hehehe…duk umah sndiri byk mkanan so xmkn..hahaha…

So ..best smlm midvalley..org tarak..sunyi sket..tp still la ade org..cume xcrowded as usual…kire owrait le tue…call sume ajak kuar xnk..haha..so aku gi sorg2…ijan pi dating …ccaiitt…so aku lepak kat mph sorg2..haha..berjaya gak beli satu buku..hehe…

sbenar nye post saje je aku post…wpun post yg ngarut..tp tulisan die msti korg susah bace kan ?? hahahah…

Posted by sapwan at 2:06 PM | 1 comments  

huhu…berjaye gak aku mmblog..dari ari slasa balik dari penang..huhu..arini baru dpt mmblog pasal raya..ramei yg gadoh swuh post gmbar raye…so…selected pic only..will be post up here…nk lebey…sila lah mtk kat ym..haha…Nyway..aku nk mintak maap..raye2 nie..kat beberape org… which is… rakan2 bertam…nani,ninie,ezah,mun…sbb xdpt gi reunion kat kfc tue..since aku da bertolak balik dat night..pasrah je..n double apologize 2 mun..sbb aku xdpt braye umah hg..sowie..aku bkn nk ngelak..tp aku kene balik subang..abg aku keje ari rabu..so sorry ok…anisah..sory yer..pon xdpt gi braye umah….awatif..sory xdpt tolong beli tcket A.Reject 2..sory3..promise all of you…next time lik pnang aku gi umah korg okeh…mgkin pas bulan12 kowt…nk jmpe sai skali..bg barang..sory yer xburn kat ko…on rushing bangat….

n ade org yg mmg patut mintak maap sbb die xkntek aku..haha…tp ok kowt.apology accepted since smlm dah ym…guess who ?? yeaahhh..name die pja…haha..balik dari india..stay kat ukm yg blakang nye gmi..dimane tmpat aku stdy..which 10min dari uma sewa aku…n die xkntek aku..xpe..die ckp die hilang no aku..hahahaha..hilang??ehee…pastu die gi shah alam…woohooo…yg juge dlm 20min dari umah subang aku..xpee….since die ilang no aku kan…hahahaha…tp xpe..sume aku maapkan sbb die jnji nk beli ‘the secret’ kat aku..whahahahaha….suke nye akuu…wawawawa….tp kamu igt…4sept…8.30pm yeahh ?? huhu..by hook or by crook…i’ll try 2 be there…u tgguu !!…hahahaha….n smlm 1st time aku tawu yg die juge mgerti apa itu nama nye ‘lambat’….hahaha…n smlm pas logout? ade call eh..tp xckp..huhu..ade kee ?? n your another promised last night…die nk post gmbar raye kat blog..huhu..see…i just credit bout you almost one entryy..hahaha…byk nk ckp lagi nie….u ckp u nk publich again about ryonda bryne…huhu…cpt2…i am demanding all of it....haha…ehehhee

so…enough…dats all..mari tgk gmbar raye…:) apart of my family…cume ade extra 2org anak mak cik aku..yg mane ?? sape kenal aku die tawu la..haha..aku saje besar kan gmbar nie..bg besar2 sket..sbb ade org ckp gmbar aku da la kecik..pastu kecik lagi..hahah…so..any complain again ?? eheheheheh….cheerr !!…

p/s :- harr…nie bulan syawal…hari raye…xelok marah2…sila bace dgan senyuman wpun anda dicredit kan die blog ini..hahaha… n..lagi satu..kl korg nk tgk blog aku nie dgn cantik kdudukan n tulisan die…sila lah gune firefox..atau pon musang berapi ok ?? peaceee !!

Posted by sapwan at 2:49 PM | 5 comments